✯tired of this bullshit✯

zooophagous:

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck


iamfinallybreakingfree:

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.


solardivulger:

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*


billshader:

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polygonalfish:

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

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Thank you Barry.


krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

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flurryface:

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement